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"A hangover?
Who cares,
while there are blossoms."

— Basho (via surmise-en-scene)

This is a nice sentiment, Basho, but I don’t buy it. And I’m all about blossoms.

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veronicles:

Things that I jotted in the margins of my spirals this semester:

  • Diderot.
  • This is fucking ridiculous.
  • I should not be allowed to watch Amelie first thing in the morning.
  • I can’t stop analyzing your face. I’m looking at your ear.
  • You should be grateful to have an A-.
  • Giant Ham Hocks.
  • Why…

Soup. Eat it.

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animalstalkinginallcaps:

DO YOU WANT TO GET SOME APPLEBEE’S OR SOMETHING? MAYBE SOME OUTBACK?
I THOUGHT WE WERE SAVING FOR VACATION.
IS A BLOOMIN’ ONION GOING TO DRAIN THE VACATION FUND?
… NO.
EXACTLY. SO LET’S GO GET ONE.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

DO YOU WANT TO GET SOME APPLEBEE’S OR SOMETHING? MAYBE SOME OUTBACK?

I THOUGHT WE WERE SAVING FOR VACATION.

IS A BLOOMIN’ ONION GOING TO DRAIN THE VACATION FUND?

… NO.

EXACTLY. SO LET’S GO GET ONE.

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veronicles:

Wilson Pickett - “Stagger Lee”

Still the most cheerful song about a murder ever written.

We had a cat named Stagger Lee when I was a kid.

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Legal.

Legal.

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Drivin’ that train, high on cocaine…

Drivin’ that train, high on cocaine…

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thejpls:

Let’s have some teamsmanship.

thejpls:

Let’s have some teamsmanship.

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Story of my life.  Don’t tell me… I’ve nothin’ to do…

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medusasneedles:

intheminorkey replied to your post: Is it wrong to reblog pictures of your own boobs?

Never.

So…more boobs?

Always!  All the boobs!

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Where are we?

Where are we?

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