April 2012
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Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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Apr 29th
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Saturday Night Superhappyfuntimes
Girlfriend’s on the way home with quarter pounders and the first season of The Closer. Oh yes we will party tonight. Oh yes I am still somehow hungover from yesterday.
Apr 29th
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Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
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oh i see how it is bears can hibernate and it’s a “part of nature” but when i do it’s “creepy” and “antisocial” Hey, yeah.
Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
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Carol had grown so rich, she wanted to retire. She...
Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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“When Mr Bigglesworth gets upset, people die.”
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
Apr 25th
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Apr 23rd
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Apr 23rd
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Apr 23rd
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“Go and get a job. Go and find a flat. Find somebody else. Put them in the flat....”
– Dylan Moran (via conelradstation) Oh my fucking god, I love Dylan Moran. GARDENING!
Apr 23rd
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Apr 22nd
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Listenradio-tfi: Thelonius Monk- ‘Round Midnight ...
Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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Apr 21st
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Step 197: No one is pregnant unless they...
adulting: This is a better-safe-than-sorry thing, and also falls under the rubric of not noticing things about/commenting on others’ bodies, which is nearly always rude. Also, if you heard second-hand that someone is pregnant, it’s still nice to feign surprise. Chances are she is happy about this, and sharing one’s happy news is a great pleasure in this life. 
Apr 21st
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Apr 21st
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Apr 21st
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“Anxiety is love’s greatest killer. It makes others feel as you might when a...”
– Anais Nin (via conelradstation)
Apr 21st
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“If peeing in your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.”
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes) Pretty much.
Apr 21st
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Apr 21st
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Apr 20th
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Apr 17th
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