July 2012
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New F. Scott Fitzgerald story Unearthed →
lightsoutfortheterritory:
turnsthepages:
It’s called “Thank You for the Light.”
Er, why are people not holding parades over this shit? New Fitzgerald people.
No wayyyyyyy!
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To all the people I drunkenly harassed via text, facebook, tumblr and email last night, I deeply apologize. Unless you enjoyed it. In which case, hurray!
thisisvodka:
ilovesquidward:
do dogs even know they are dogs
tumblr is finally starting to question the hard-hitting issues in today’s society
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God help me...
I’ve switched to Bud Light. For financial reasons. Tomorrow’s gonna be queasy.
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We need to make books cool again. If you go home with somebody and they don’t...
– Sylvia Plath
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”I wish I could trade my heart for another liver so I could drink more and care...
– Tina Fey (via robintheshrew)
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letmydarknessinvadeyou-deactiva asked: Where've you been girl? I'm here, drinking whiskey. You know, doing my part. Where are you?!?!?! ;)
I never dreamed the sea so deep,
The earth so dark; so long my sleep,
I have...
– Allen Ginsberg, from “An Eastern Ballad” (via lydianea)
I don’t hate people, I just feel better when they aren’t around.
– Charles Bukowski. (via 13neighbors)
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Sad and hassled...
Even though we get to go to Maine tomorrow, it’s more than a little depressing that our “vacation” is essentially a day and a half. Damn it all to hell.
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stryker:
My mom just called to tell me that the Indian man on the phone told her she had to pay $150 to get rid of the Yahoo Toolbar in her Internet Explorer because someone hacked her computer and put a virus in there.
This exact thing happened to my mother-in-law. High comedy.
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