Possibly a GPOY shortly because it’s now 100 degrees in my greenhouse and I am sizing up the available barrels and tanks to determine which will be the best one for submerging myself in. Gonna be a long summer…
(Source: thehunterjumperdream, via red-headed-mare)
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A cursory glance through my blueblood college’s class notes reveals a host of additional fantastic names, especially in years ‘36 through ‘72, including but not limited to:
- Brit Faunce
- Dericksen Brinkerhoff
- McGurk MacGruer
- Nip Mears
- Cue Kellogg
- Doc Weeth
- Steele Taylor
- Dusty Pritchett
- Norden van Horne
- Treat Arnold
- Peter Vandervoort
- Wally Bortz
- Swifty Swift
- Southerland Simpson
- Coleman Holmsey
- Pim Goodbody
- Bruno Quinson
- Bill Moomaw
- Norm Cram
- Chuck Dunkel
- Cotton Fite
- Quig Conley
- Fin Fogg
- Gump Gormley
- Toes Moseley
- Dick Tucker
- Westy Saltonstall
- Budge Upton
- Wink Willett
- Punky Booth
- Bruce McNutt
- Cecily Stone
- Cole Werble
- Emlen Drayton
- Lusyd Doolittle
- Mayo Shattuck
- Wole Coaxum
- Kip Cleaver
- DC Dugdale
- Donald McDonald
- Cappy Ricks
- Babe Kirk Unger
- Gary Poon
- Hugh “Hugh” Oxnard
- Chuck Warshaver
- Bennett Yort
- Story Reed
- Helen Mango
- Kathy Mountcastle
- Cindy Morehouse Bardwil
- Dave Futterman
- Hope Cookis-McCarthy
- Gorham Blaine
- Chenoweth Sites Allen
- Mopsy Pepper
- Alastair Moock
- Binney Caffrey
- Leigh (Olmstead) Blood
- Haynes Cooney
- Pippa Charters
- Toygun Altintas
I love reading my alumnae quarterly for just this reason. Lots of Muffys at Smith back in the day. It is actually true.
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“Rather than live on in the hearts and minds of my fellow man, I would rather live on in my apartment.” — Woody Allen (via theparisreview)
What is a locust?
Its head, a grain of corn; its neck, the hinge
of a knife;
Its horns, a bit of thread; its chest is smooth
and burnished;
Its body is like a knife handle;
Its hock, a saw; its spittle, ink;
Its underwings, clothing for the dead.
On the ground—it is laying eggs;
In flight—it is like the clouds.
Approaching the ground, it is rain glittering in
the sun;
Lighting on a plant, it becomes a pair of
scissors;
Walking, it becomes a razor;
Desolation walks with it.
Stay away from my greenhouse!